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Recent Movie Reviews


got crack? got crack?

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

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This was a very simple movie, but it came out quite funny. I had a good laugh.



Strange Fruit Strange Fruit

Rated 4 / 5 stars

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Yeah, love that humid shadowy old southern atmosphere. Nice song, the fire was a bit shitty however. Good idea to include the lyrics because it helps with meaning of the piece.


DonQuixote responds:

The graphics for the fire have been updated.


Infantry Skirmish Infantry Skirmish

Rated 4 / 5 stars

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Rocks! I'll be surprised if this doesn't get the daily feature. Here's some suggestions for an already fine animation:
(1) more background sounds
(2) tidy up some messy bits, like when the guy shoots into the trench it looks a dumb, and so do some of the explosions etc.
(3) background screen for the word skirmish, looks a bit silly (white lines?)
(4) this is getting silly, but more camera angles and close ups (well, it's just really good so I'd like to see it improved)


Recent Game Reviews


you pick portal music v.1 you pick portal music v.1

Rated 0 / 5 stars

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Try hard new age pop music shit. Leave transformers where it is, don't make NG a neo-techo-try hard fringe site.



The Crying Game! The Crying Game!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

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Nice voice acting. I got it firts time. That chicks face was masculine somehow. See, I can easily tell a real woman from a chick with a dick! Yay! Now I won't get any nasty surprises, thanks Jim. (And, YES, it does need to be fucking censored. Who was that freak?)



Introduction to NG Introduction to NG

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Sorry, it's a POS