lupansansei's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Scavenger]

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Yeah, pretty funny. Good luck ruining your brain with that shit. Why do you have to animate a bullet going from the gun into his head? How may times have you seen that in a movie?

[Sad truths of life]

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You should retitle the movie, Sad Truths of Stupid People's Lives

[how people get caught]

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Your jokes are getting better. Thanks for making me laugh.

[BestMovieInTheWorld]

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Like someone before me said, it needs to be a little more user friendly, although the interface is very innovative, it's not immediately apparent how I am supposed to navigate or where I should click. The graphics are sweet, as is the sound, but it gets a little sickening after a while, a little bit like too much chocolate cake.

[Successful Papuan]

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It might have been funny if actually knew something about Papua New Ginean culture and made some poignant and humourous observations, but this doesn't really have that much class. Sure, it's not downright racist, but it's not satirical either, not even very good stereotyping, it's just dumb.

KillerBorf responds:

See. There's one of those people. And yes, it is quite dumb, but if you've ever seen a documentary on Papua New Guinea you might note that they are one of the funniest cultures on the planet. (And I mean that in a good way.)

[XIAO XIAO Spoof]

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I dunno, I was gonna give it 8. Hmm... nah 7, 7s good. It was funny, actually, nah, I give you 8 (I just changed it). Yeah, cool shit. It's not a slick as the orig but I can see you spent a lot of time on it. Nice animation.
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But let's get one thing straight. XIAO XIAO is a CHINESE movie. The title is CHINESE. JAPAN is a different country, it is separated from CHINA by a sea. They do not speak the same language. They don't even look the same if you spend enough time around them. XIOA XIOA is NOT JAPANESE. It's not even a Japanese word. Oh well, honest mistake I guess.

[dont touch the pan !]

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This was hilarious. Voice acting was perfect.

[Metal Gear -Solid-]

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Why is it so fucking huge? 3meg +!!! Dude, that animation should not be that large. Compress the sound file. Otherwise, funny when the guy in the chopper screams. I really liked it, would have been good with a story, but, as you said, you're a lazy cunt.

[A Zeebarf Valentine]

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SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK
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I didn't see it coming, SICK SICK SICK,
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Also, nice mullet.

[The Menstrual Avenger]

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First of all, this is very slick in terms of graphics and animation (of course, it's a Zeebarf), but I didn't find it that funny. Why is she in such a good mood? Why can't she be more of a sobbing vindictive hellfire bad mood wench? That might make it funny (God I'm a sadist).