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[Evolution episode 1]

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Put a title at the start, something that suggests that there will be the transformation, so may be people will have some idea that it's not all sticks, then they expect the change. Also, the part of the movie where there is good art is TOO FUCKING SHORT in comparison to the rest of the movie.

AceMatrix responds:

Hey don't worry next episode has no stick's what so ever.

[the krazy kooker]

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Shit, but fucken creepy, and I laughed my arse off. I wanna crack your head open and see what's inside, you freek. Make a background and your movie would be shit loads better.

[Stagger Preview]

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Oh see now you got me all excited. Look I'm gay. What!? Well, how gay are you? Very very gay. You must have dialed the very gay escort service. Oh shit, see sometimes my fingers swell up and I can't cleanly hit the numbers. They should make a phone for full figured girls. They should. So, what do we do? (licky licky with tongue). AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH, I'm babbling like a school girl, please c'mon, finish it Jose, because I am no de grass'opper.

[Super Ca+s Z]

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HAHAHA funny. Good for 107k. Original but messy drawings. MAKE A PROPER PLAY BUTTON!!!!!! USE THE HIT FRAME. MAKE A PROPER PLAY BUTTON!!!!!! USE THE HIT FRAME. MAKE A PROPER PLAY BUTTON!!!!!! USE THE HIT FRAME. MAKE A PROPER PLAY BUTTON!!!!!! USE THE HIT FRAME. MAKE A PROPER PLAY BUTTON!!!!!! USE THE HIT FRAME. MAKE A PROPER PLAY BUTTON!!!!!! USE THE HIT FRAME. MAKE A PROPER PLAY BUTTON!!!!!! USE THE HIT FRAME. MAKE A PROPER PLAY BUTTON!!!!!! USE THE HIT FRAME. MAKE A PROPER PLAY BUTTON!!!!!! USE THE HIT FRAME

[AYB vs Final Fantasy 1]

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AYB is a timeless classic. It will never die. Like Life of Brian, Star Wars, Bond films, and The Benny Hill Show. It's more than just bad grammar that causes a smirk, it runs deeper than that in many ways. I don't want to write a fucking essay here so I won't discuss it, but to but it briefly, it grows on you and becomes multidimensional. You obviously do not see it, as the try-hard humor and hastily slapped together graphics and animation here demostrate. Your animation might have been decent if it was one quarter of the length, but it was just tedious. Nah, fuck it. It would suck anyway, it's just too pretentious. Who the fuck are you to say AYB should die? Fuck you, it belongs to everyone who understands it.

[the Duel]

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I like the way you communicated something of the characters and the atmosphere merely with the style of drawing, and so quickly, with such a small file size! Who were those two fuck heads that made a movie about two police guys blowing up the earth? You can learn something from the drawings here, none of your crappy pixelated dirty messy try-hard smudged scribblings here! Just excellent artwork, with GOOD humor (by that I mean it's actually FUNNY) in an unpretentious manner. Right on!

[Margaman]

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Stop using that music. STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!

[Bob buys an X-Box]

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An outstanding epic from start to finish. The year's best romance, action, comedy, drama all in one. You won't want to leave the theatre in the first 15 minutes. Everything a movie shouldn't be.
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. -"Gut renching! I ate too much popcorn."
. (New Dork Times)
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. -"I laughed until I stopped."
. (Some no talent critic who uses
. too many cliches)

[TriGun_cheap_anime]

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Vash is a cock sucker. So are anime otaku. But this was a good flick.

[Snowboarding with Ed]

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10 fora=1to16
20 ?chr$(147):poke53280,a:poke532 81,a:poke646,a+1
30 ?"You suck, the only reason it took so long to download"
40 ?"was because of the fucking song. Fuck you."
50 nexta
60 goto10